Carter's Vicious Mockery

Guard Bot

 * You're a filthy robotic piece of shit!
 * You filthy sword-swinging robot! You swing those like you weren't programmed for that shit at all!
 * You look like somebody came in here and tore all the copper outta you... and sold it!
 * I took some swings, but it sounds like you still need some charging up you little piece of shit!
 * I would turn you into scrap metal if you didn't already fucking look like scrap metal, you dirty robot! Filthy ass robot!
 * I've seen blenders chop better than you!
 * You'll never feel love!
 * Ever.
 * You got a stupid face!

Primina

 * You're a dirty, nasty, crazy lady!

Someone in The Virus Bright

 * You let that thing go, skinny!

An Elf

 * You have stupid dwarf elbows!

A Blood Ooze

 * Every face I've seen is filthy

A Rock

 * You're a dumb, stupid rock!

An Astral Dreadnaught Baby

 * Your mother never loved you!

The Dynamo

 * You are just... so much weaker than your reputation precedes.